1 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:04,582 ♪ daring duck of mystery ♪ 2 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:06,957 ♪ champion of right ♪ 3 00:00:06,958 --> 00:00:08,999 ♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪ 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,415 ♪ darkwing of the night ♪ 5 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:13,707 ♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪ 6 00:00:13,708 --> 00:00:15,207 ♪ but his number's up ♪ 7 00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:16,332 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,207 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 9 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:20,707 ♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,708 --> 00:00:22,707 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 11 00:00:22,708 --> 00:00:25,374 Let's get dangerous. 12 00:00:25,375 --> 00:00:27,499 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 13 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,874 Darkwing, darkwing duck! 14 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:31,832 ♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪ 15 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:34,165 ♪ the master of surprise ♪ 16 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:36,707 ♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪ 17 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,832 ♪ the shadowy disguise ♪ 18 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:41,082 ♪ nobody knows for sure ♪ 19 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,624 ♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪ 20 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:43,625 ♪ here comes ♪ 21 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,332 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 22 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:46,582 Look out! 23 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:48,499 ♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,707 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 25 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:52,999 Let's get dangerous! 26 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,874 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 27 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:57,582 ♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪ 28 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:59,500 ♪ darkwing duck ♪♪ 29 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:08,457 oh! Oh! 30 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:10,207 aah! 31 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:13,875 grr! 32 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:18,249 there's no way out, No one to help. 33 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,749 like, a really nice day. 34 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:22,457 grr! 35 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:24,082 Hello, people... 36 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:29,750 I bet my allowance is Bigger than your budget. 37 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:34,415 [chain saw buzzes] 38 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:35,500 Grr! 39 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:44,249 Yeah! The 3-d effects Aren't too shabby. 40 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,415 It was a busy night For the crimefighter, 41 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:49,832 Foiling felons and Thwarting thieves. 42 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:52,290 Darkwing duck remained on guard, 43 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:54,832 Knowing new villains lay poised 44 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:57,874 To throw the city into turmoil. 45 00:01:57,875 --> 00:02:01,957 You have an appointment with Gosalyn's counselor today. 46 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:04,832 Just reminding you. 3 p.M. Sharp. 47 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,832 I remember, I remember. 48 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:10,874 I've been robbed! That man's taken my bananas! 49 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:12,374 An innocent citizen 50 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:16,624 In imminent and life-threating danger! Oh, boy. 51 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,500 Hey! Aah! 52 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,374 Rat catcher, 53 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:27,374 State-of-the-art, Anti-lock brakes 54 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:31,499 Are no match for the Common banana peel. 55 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,374 A western gunfighter? Is it halloween? 56 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:37,749 I know that guy from somewhere. 57 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:40,749 Yes! You have no bananas today, 58 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:42,832 You masquerading marauder. 59 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:44,457 Howdy, stranger. 60 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:47,707 Or should I say hasta la vista? 61 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:50,999 He's like something From a b-movie. 62 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,415 I saw him on the it's so Late, it's early show! 63 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:57,582 That's the snake-eyed kid! 64 00:02:57,583 --> 00:03:01,999 Stranger, I'm a-callin' You out for a showdown. 65 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,249 How authentic. 66 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,290 All right, pardner, 67 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:09,000 I'm a-ready when you are. 68 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:16,499 This guy is beginning To crisp my cape. 69 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:20,457 Mr. Mallard, your daughter Has been telling stories. 70 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:25,582 She claims she saw a Chain saw-wielding zombie 71 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:27,874 Jump off a movie screen. 72 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,582 How long has gosalyn had trouble 73 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:32,499 Distinguishing Fiction from reality? 74 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,332 She doesn't have trouble... 75 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,458 Sit! 76 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:38,999 Send in case 1331. 77 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,457 Hail, O evil lord of galaxy spiral. 78 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:43,999 Ha ha. 79 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,374 It's true she has an Active imagination, 80 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:50,374 But she didn't see any zombies 81 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,374 With hacksaws, did she? 82 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:55,874 No, dad, it was a chain saw, 83 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:58,082 Maybe 10-12 horsepower. 84 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:01,457 Hey, I know what I saw. 85 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:05,374 I assure you I'll Supervise what she watches. 86 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,375 Promise. 87 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,457 See that you do. 88 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:13,458 I suggest fewer movies with The word "Blood" in the title. 89 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:19,207 Now, these are movies. 90 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:23,249 Gosalyn, we're not here For another gorefest. 91 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,707 To make sure you don't See more bloodfests, 92 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:29,707 I'm holding you to this Official "No" list. 93 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:33,124 You'll notice violent Movies at the top. 94 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,707 Sign here. 95 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:38,207 We're seeing a delightful G-rated example 96 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:41,707 Of the art of animation. 97 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:44,290 A cartoon? Now, that's scary. 98 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:46,707 wacky times with andy ape. 99 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:50,374 This should be more fun Than a barrel of monkeys. 100 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:54,874 andy, take good care Of toddler timmy. 101 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:58,749 now, this time, Please be a good baby. 102 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,082 waa! 103 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,457 [audience] Ha ha! 104 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:03,207 [birds chirping sound effect] 105 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:07,874 oh, no-o-o-o! 106 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:08,999 [thump] 107 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,957 [burglar alarm sound effect] 108 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:13,958 aah! 109 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:18,458 "Oh, no-o-o-o," is right. 110 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:29,457 [birds chirping sound effect] 111 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,957 Uh, gosalyn, in real life, 112 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:35,957 If you get hit with an anvil, 113 00:05:35,958 --> 00:05:38,832 You don't pop up like that. 114 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:40,332 Gosalyn? Gosalyn! 115 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,165 Come on, l.P. 116 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:45,124 you disobeyed my Orders, swamp creatures. 117 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:50,207 and now you will pay! 118 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:51,874 Young lady, 119 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:56,707 mongo from mars is Definitely on the "No" list. 120 00:05:56,708 --> 00:06:00,166 mongo can not be denied! 121 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:03,582 We're going home 122 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:07,624 To watch a nice documentary About lima beans. 123 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:10,707 No buts, ands, or ifs, gosalyn. 124 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,874 Aah! Aah! Aah! 125 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:15,415 Dad! It's mongo from mars! 126 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:19,249 Yeah, right. And I'm donald... 127 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:21,125 Duck! 128 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,832 Here, gosalyn, Is a perfect example 129 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:28,624 Of what we were talking about. 130 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:31,874 If this happened to A cartoon character, 131 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,874 He'd just say, "Aah!" 132 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:36,374 And then resume his shape. 133 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:39,582 I, on the other hand, 134 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:43,957 Am experiencing pain like You wouldn't believe. 135 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:46,374 At least now you know 136 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:49,165 I'm not some maladjusted Pathological liar. 137 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:52,582 A lot of villains Use silly disguises. 138 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:54,707 It's an underworld tradition, 139 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:59,082 Much the same way as I fight crime as... 140 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,833 Darkwing duck! 141 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:06,750 Creature who jumped from The movie screen dead ahead! 142 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:12,000 Come on. Let's get dangerous. 143 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:16,832 we'll get dangerous, thank you. 144 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:18,458 You stay here. 145 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:26,708 Looks like a last show, Master tuskerninni. 146 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:30,290 So gosalyn isn't a Maladjusted pathological liar. 147 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:32,957 The villains jump Off movie screens. 148 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:35,457 I want that in writing. 149 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,874 This inability to Follow instructions... 150 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,582 Is it genetic or something? 151 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:41,582 My latest villainous scheme 152 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:44,624 Will be the most Successful ever. 153 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:49,082 I am the terror that Flaps in the night. 154 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:53,582 I am the plot twist In the second reel. 155 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:55,833 I am darkwing duck! 156 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,583 Stop that do-good duck. 157 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:13,249 Whoa, nice outfit there. 158 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:16,165 Who's your embalmer? 159 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:19,582 Constrain the Annoying intruders. 160 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,333 Tie them up! 161 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,582 The camera, 162 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:26,999 As I explain my grand scheme 163 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,999 To my... Ha ha... Captive audience. 164 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,874 By using this 3-d Projection gun, 165 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,957 I'm bringing to life 166 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:39,624 An army of film villains 167 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,707 To do my bidding. 168 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:45,499 As we say in the Trade, "Roll them!" 169 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:49,707 Does anyone know who stars In this classic film? 170 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:51,332 I do. 171 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:55,290 Fleabeard, the nastiest, Most grungiest most gross pirate 172 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:58,291 Who ever sailed the seven seas! 173 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:05,999 Oh, I hate to miss your fade-out Scene, darkwing duck, 174 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Ha ha, 175 00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:09,583 But destiny calls. 176 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,582 En garde, insect face! 177 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,833 That's fleabeard, swab! 178 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:49,707 I'll hang you from the yearest Nardarm, be mucko. 179 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:52,415 That's nearest Yardarm, me bucko. 180 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:53,576 And thanks for the suggestion. 181 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:03,208 Tiver me shimbers! 182 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,082 The demented director has staged 183 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:12,457 A clean getaway. 184 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:14,999 The way to stop this Filmic crime wave 185 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,332 Is to find tuskerninni. 186 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,124 Where do we look first? 187 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,332 We? No, no, no. 188 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:26,957 You're going home to Sign the contract. 189 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:29,415 Come on, sign here, dear... 190 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:31,374 Sweetie, love of my life... 191 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:33,499 My beneficiary. 192 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,499 Tell you what, dad. 193 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,624 Take me to the premiere Of son of kongo, and... 194 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:41,207 You'll sign it? 195 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,707 I'll consider it. 196 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:47,957 son of kongo's not On my "No list." 197 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,874 It was until I erased it. 198 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:51,875 [snoring] 199 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,832 Now I can solve this Tuskerninni case. 200 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:06,707 I feel the answer is Staring us in the face. 201 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,332 We'll have to wait 202 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:12,083 Till he makes his next move. 203 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,999 I'm taking time away from An important case for this. 204 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,415 Right, dad. 205 00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:21,999 The thing's starting. 206 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,415 now be a good baby. 207 00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,165 What is going on here? 208 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,499 It's that dumb cartoon. 209 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,499 Is this your idea of a joke? 210 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,957 No. I thought we Were seeing something 211 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:38,415 About a giant gorilla. 212 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,457 Giant gorilla? 213 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,707 Gorilla... Giant... A giant gorilla. 214 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,000 Tuskerninni! 215 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,708 Quickly! Pick up the pace! 216 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,374 All right, hands up! 217 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,874 Your mad scheme is unreeling 218 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,749 Before your very eyes. 219 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,750 Whoa! Hey! 220 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,457 My film gun! 221 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,000 My gas gun! 222 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:11,624 Sorry for rewriting your Script, but... 223 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,499 [crash] 224 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,375 How's it going? 225 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:23,166 Poo! We've lost valuable time. 226 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:31,290 Ooh! You get off of Me, you obnoxious ape. 227 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:34,749 Come on! Let's be f-f-friends. 228 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:40,374 I'd rather face a chain Saw-wielding zombie than that... 229 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:44,708 Sorry, p-p-pal, it s-s-slipped. 230 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,874 And now, Get ready for the big time. 231 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,583 It's showtime! 232 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:07,708 [grrr] 233 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,457 With you in my cast, 234 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:18,333 I'll soon have all the wealth in st. Canard. 235 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:25,707 In this scene, kongo, 236 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:26,832 The lady of your dreams 237 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:30,499 Has been taken into The jewelry store, 238 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:34,707 So you smash it open. 239 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,166 And... Action! 240 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,082 No more monkeyshines, Tuskerninni. 241 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,582 And now, kongo, the infidels 242 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:50,999 Who stole your Lady love from you. 243 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,457 You are furious. 244 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,875 [grrr] 245 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,457 You grab them. 246 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:02,124 And you hurl them 247 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,249 Into next wednesday night... 248 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,249 7:37 p.M. 249 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,207 Aah! Aah! 250 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,708 [crash] 251 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,624 When I said take five, 252 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:18,208 I didn't mean five banana trees. 253 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,458 [grumble grumble] 254 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,457 If you don't get in line, 255 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:29,625 You'll never work In this town again. 256 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:42,749 I know I'm going to hate Myself tomorrow, but... 257 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,374 Hey! 258 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,707 You stepped in something! 259 00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,291 [huh] 260 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,832 [grrr] 261 00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,415 What's going on? 262 00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:02,582 I'm watching this dumb cartoon 263 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,999 When the main character Disappears and... Oh! 264 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,999 It's kongo in person. 265 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,999 Gosalyn, no! 266 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,624 Hey, kongo, Can I have your autograph? 267 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:18,165 Oh! This is too hip by far. 268 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:24,000 Wait till my school Counselor hears this one. 269 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,582 Ooh! Hey, now! 270 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,375 Watch it, kongo. You don't want to... 271 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,624 Help! 272 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:43,333 I'm being kidnapped by A fictional character! 273 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:49,000 Hey, somebody! Help me! 274 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,124 Darkwing duck! 275 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:01,958 Tuskerninni, 276 00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:07,332 It's time to pay back That favor you owe me. 277 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,832 Something tells me You're not going to help. 278 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,624 I am going to help you... 279 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:16,624 Out of the picture permanently! 280 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:20,165 You, my friends, Who have been vanquished 281 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,165 In so many films, 282 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,582 Who would like the chance 283 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,207 To do away with the hero? 284 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:33,332 How did the snake-eyed Kid lose in the movies? 285 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,875 It was bonanza bob, the lawman. 286 00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,166 Snake-eye, I'm takin' you in. 287 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,500 Aah! 288 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,874 Hail, great mongo! 289 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,375 The invader is yours. 290 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,832 And mongo? 291 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,832 Sorry, I never saw that one. 292 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:20,457 Lord zap of planet Zebton beat him! 293 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,957 Lord zap is his nephew-in-law, 294 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,332 He can control mongo's thoughts! 295 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,874 I got you out of that movie! 296 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:33,458 I saw it three times before. 297 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:39,457 Your eons of ruling The galaxy are over. 298 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:44,290 I, your relative, lord Zap, am here to defeat you. 299 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:49,707 Aah! Not the dreaded Zebton mind-meld. 300 00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,582 [hums rockabye, baby] 301 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,207 No! No! 302 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:57,707 ♪ la ta ta da da da da ♪♪ 303 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,875 [snoring] 304 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,875 Zombie! 305 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:12,624 Ok, miss goremonger! Who's the hero in this picture? 306 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,416 South dakota smith! 307 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,457 Now what? 308 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,874 You don't want to know! 309 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,374 Why not? 310 00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,374 Because the zombie wins! 311 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,874 [chain saw revs up] 312 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,124 Grrr! Grrr! 313 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,582 Grrr! Grrr! 314 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,000 [chain saw revs up] 315 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 [whistles] 316 00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,499 Hiya, p-p-pal. 317 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,500 [chain saw revs up] 318 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,583 Ow! 319 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,500 [grrr] 320 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:15,458 Ha! That big monkey Won't know what hit him. 321 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,499 [grrr] 322 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,458 [grrr] 323 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,083 Release the cable, launchpad! 324 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,750 [grrr] 325 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,415 Cut the cable! 326 00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,457 Cut the cable already! 327 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,875 [grrr] 328 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,999 Just like in the movies. 329 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,999 Planes have no affect on him. 330 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,416 Movies? Movies! Of course! 331 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,457 [snaps fingers] 332 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,582 You there, the ape. 333 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:57,999 Me? 334 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,875 Do you see any Other apes up there? 335 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,457 In this scene, You drop the girl... 336 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,457 No! Cut! Stunt double! 337 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,874 Stunt... 338 00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,000 Double! 339 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,999 You could have gotten me killed. 340 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,208 The heroine always Survives in these pictures. 341 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,207 Desperate and weak, 342 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,708 You begin to lose your grip. 343 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,625 Then... You fall. 344 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,500 No! Let's change that! You don't fall! 345 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,832 Cut! Print! That's a wrap. 346 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:53,249 Not quite. 347 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,707 Your final scene has Yet to be played. 348 00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,707 I could learn to hate movies. 349 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:02,832 Reverse the charge on his gun 350 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:06,415 Like they did in fangman from fargo. 351 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,874 You weren't supposed To watch that. 352 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,332 The act three finale Is finally here. 353 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,333 I'm not through Yet, tuskerninni. 354 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,750 Action! 355 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,000 Yeow! 356 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,583 Now that is a wrap. 357 00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:50,624 oh! Kongo, jimmy, run! 358 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,624 Sure I should be seeing this? 359 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,624 It's kind of violent. 360 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:59,874 True, But it has a very happy ending. 361 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,583 help! 362 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:01,458 somebody! 363 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:02,749 anybody! 364 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,416 get me out of this picture!